A Virtual Drinking Game

Back in my younger days I played a drinking game called
"Have you ever..."
Here's how it works one person starts out with "Have you ever..." and then adds something to the end. Everyone who HAS, takes a drink. Let's play shall we?!

HAVE YOU EVER:

-woke up on the wrong side of the bed?

-thrown a temper tantrum because you woke up on the wrong side of the bed?

-said things you didn't mean to the person you love the most because you woke up on the wrong side of the bed?

-been so angry with yourself for not getting your chores done that you took it out on someone else, maybe because you woke up on the wrong side of the bed?

-wished for more romance?

-wished for more romance, got an entire evening full of romance, then turned it into "taking time away for the chores you were doing" by saying things you didn't mean because you were mad at yourself, possibly because you woke up on the wrong side of the bed?

-treated someone badly?

-treated someone so badly, that when they apologized to you, you couldn't wait to "let them have it" with the selfish sinful thoughts on your own self-centered mind and thus stomping all over their apology, because you woke up on the wrong side of the bed?

-witnessed first hand what self-sacrificing means?

-witnessed a husband not say a word to his wife when she behaves like a BRAT?

-witnessed a husband who is willing put on a dirty undershirt and wear it to work because his wife didn't do the white laundry, not say an unkind word to his wife (who is a BRAT, by the way), apologize for waking his wife up on the wrong side of the bed, and still go to work FOR HER so that she can stay home to do her work and provide her with everything she could ever need or want, all by God's grace?

-played a game (hypothetically) and could possibly have alcohol poisoning when it's over?


Have you ever?